Friday, May 30, 2008
Thought for the day
There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
Wednesday, May 7, 2008
Yo Momma jokes
1. Yo momma is so honest, her driver's license has her real weight on it.
2. Yo momma is so friendly she waves back at the "Don't Walk" sign.
3. Yo momma is so responsible she even feeds the dust bunnies.
4. Yo momma is so funny, she makes milk come out of a cows nose.
5. Yo momma, is so diligent, she studied for her pregnancy test.
6. Yo momma is so honest, she stole a car and kept up the payments.
7. Yo momma is so slim she can Hula-Hoop in a Cheerio.
8. Yo momma is so proper, she slapped her laundry for smelling too fresh.
9. Yo momma is so pretty, yo daddy still wants her phone number.
10. Yo momma is so polite, she would apologize to the floor if she fell.
2. Yo momma is so friendly she waves back at the "Don't Walk" sign.
3. Yo momma is so responsible she even feeds the dust bunnies.
4. Yo momma is so funny, she makes milk come out of a cows nose.
5. Yo momma, is so diligent, she studied for her pregnancy test.
6. Yo momma is so honest, she stole a car and kept up the payments.
7. Yo momma is so slim she can Hula-Hoop in a Cheerio.
8. Yo momma is so proper, she slapped her laundry for smelling too fresh.
9. Yo momma is so pretty, yo daddy still wants her phone number.
10. Yo momma is so polite, she would apologize to the floor if she fell.
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